Americans For Purity. Called “Sensible single issue politics for the upcoming elections” on the Razorfish blog (“Soupcan”). My favorite part, under the headline of “Solutions”:
“Science has discovered that men produce sperm cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried man doesn’t masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine. It would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine samples, which could then be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms one way or another! Therefore he is guilty of either Masturbation or Fornication and should be imprisoned!”
Still not sure if this is a joke or not.